I would truly love to join you but fear the selection committee will not allow my interpretation of the height requirements ... Up until I was 8 years old I was less than five feet in height (the ad does not say at what age one measured 5' or less ... I know, I know you have to be 16 or older now, but maybe NOT when the measurements were taken) ... Also, Currently, I am less than five feet in diameter (although I haven't measured lately) ... will that help any?? Keep smiling!
Ooo, pick me! Pick me!! I'll fly to New Zealand pronto--assuming I can find someone to willingly tackle all three little ones, seeing as to how I am flying solo. Five days down, three more long days to go, with only a half day of school as reprieve. Happy birthday to me. Bleh.
Alright, I've indulged in enough of a pity party. Time to put the spotlight back where it belongs--on YOU! I think you'll make a fantastic hobbit. :)
Dear Callico, our new Hobbit Film Star:
ReplyDeleteI would truly love to join you but fear the selection committee will not allow my interpretation of the height requirements ... Up until I was 8 years old I was less than five feet in height (the ad does not say at what age one measured 5' or less ... I know, I know you have to be 16 or older now, but maybe NOT when the measurements were taken) ... Also, Currently, I am less than five feet in diameter (although I haven't measured lately) ... will that help any?? Keep smiling!
Ooo, pick me! Pick me!! I'll fly to New Zealand pronto--assuming I can find someone to willingly tackle all three little ones, seeing as to how I am flying solo. Five days down, three more long days to go, with only a half day of school as reprieve. Happy birthday to me. Bleh.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I've indulged in enough of a pity party. Time to put the spotlight back where it belongs--on YOU! I think you'll make a fantastic hobbit. :)
Love you!